Wake and bake что значит
Wake and bake что значит
Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.
The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.
This is someone who wakes and bakes everyday, and also gets high before during and after all classes.
You also have to get high every lunch and take 2 oxy codine pills with 2 shots of vodka and be late to all classes.
Two Turds: Hey billy, whats up?
Wake n Bake Billy: Nothin much, i already blazed 3 times today.
Two Turds: nice, you wanna blaze at lunch again?
Wake n Bake Billy: Ya of corse, i also have some oxycodine and vodka if u want some.
How to Wake and Bake Like a Boss (6 Essential Tips)
Waking and baking is a slang term for smoking weed right after waking up.
Even though the correct process of waking and baking would be to spark one up immediately as you wake up, it’s probably better to hit the john first, splash your face with some water, and perhaps even do some light stretching or yoga to get yourself nicely prepared for the ceremony to come.
But if you want to do those necessities right after your green morning ritual, that’s definitely cool with me.
Why people love to wake and bake
There are many benefits to waking and baking but the exact reasons for doing this routine can be categorized into two areas: medicinal and recreational.
If you’re consuming cannabis for medical reasons first thing in the morning, it is most likely for anxiety, pain, inflammation, stress, migraines, muscle spasms and loss of appetite.
But we won’t focus our attention too much on the medical aspect of morning cannabis consumption (because it’s pretty much a completely different subject altogether), and instead we’ll concentrate on the recreational side of things.
What to puff in the morning
At the start of the day you should definitely avoid the highly sedative indica strains, because they will hit you like a bag of bricks, especially when you’re in such a delicate morning state, when your system is just starting to revive itself after a good night’s sleep.
A far better idea would be to focus your attention on some energizing sativa strains, as they will inspire and elevate your cerebral cortex, without sacrificing any strength in your extremities.
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6 essential wake and bake tips
Waking & baking isn’t really rocket science and I can give you just 6 simple guidelines to follow.
Shower and brush teeth after smoking
You probably wanna wait postpone these two until after you finish your pipe ritual, because smelling like Bob Marley’s ghost isn’t really accepted in modern society, at least not yet.
Chewing some minty bubblegum is also desirable.
Have a breakfast of champions before you bake
Depending on how much your appetite changes when high, you should choose to eat your breakfast before, or after the session.
I myself can rarely resist eating anything but the stupidest junk food and candy bars when faded, so I prefer to get some healthy nutrients in me before I light up and eat an entire jar of Nutella for breakfast.
In the morning (especially with the tedious cotton-mouth), you should hydrate on the regular: some OJ, coffee, or even plain water should do the trick just fine.
Wake up 20 minutes earlier than you usually do
You should always wake somewhat earlier than you usually do before the bake, because you’re always slightly slower when you’re buzzed, and running around your apartment looking for keys and similar stuff will simply ruin the trip for you.
Also don’t give yourself the benefit of doubt, if you want to rest your eyes for just a couple of seconds (or any other “I’ll just chill for a minute under the sheets” theory); you’ll definitely fall right back asleep, so just don’t do it at all, resist the devilish drowsy temptation!
Don’t smoke with your Gucci mink on
Do not smoke in the same outfit you’re gonna leave the house in, because even if you showered and put your half of your favourite perfume on, you still have that Marley aura swerving around you.
Consider vaping if your roommates hate the smoke
If your roommates / household members / neighbors aren’t as Rastafari as yourself, you should probably figure out a way not to suffocate them with the exquisite scent of cannabis, because they’ll surely be pissed off, and one may say for a good reason.
Pro tip: Vaping is an awesome way to avoid these complications completely.
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Don’t forget eye drops before you go out
If you’re like the most of us, then your eyes probably crack the pressure, so cop and drop some drops, don’t frighten the neighborhood children for nothing.
We’re all different after all
You should take into consideration that cannabis has a different effect on everyone, and the main factors behind this are genetics, personal tolerance to THC and other cannabinoids, the individual’s unique chemistry, and even your gender.
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Marco Medic3 thoughts on “How to Wake and Bake Like a Boss (6 Essential Tips)”
“Don’t smoke with your Gucci Mink on” lmfao, going to go smoke a joint, wake n bake
We wish you luck Ed 😋
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6 Wake and Bake Tips For Beginners
Follow this guide to a successful wake and bake.
by Macey W. – April 29, 2019
Whether it’s a special treat every now and again or part of your morning routine, a wake and bake session can be a stimulating way to start the day. If you’ve ever tried to wake and bake, only to end up back in bed feeling too groggy to continue on, you could benefit from taking some time to prepare before the session.
A wake and bake session can make or break your entire day, so it’s important to go about it wisely. Good planning is key to success.
Review Your Schedule To Prevent Surprises
There’s nothing like finishing up a good smoke session only to see a message from your boss asking why you’re late for the shift you agreed to cover.
To avoid this awful fate, be responsible about the wake and bake. Check over your schedule, read through your previous messages, and just make sure you aren’t going to run into any surprises. Doing this before you start smoking can prevent any ensuing anxiety or panic that may arise after you light up and wonder what you’re supposed to do for the day.
You don’t have to wake and bake only when you have a clear schedule. Many people find they can be even more productive with their day after they smoke. Still, it’s best to have clear expectations about your day to prevent any surprises.
Decide When You’re Going To Have Breakfast
You can decide if you want to eat before or after the session. Just make sure you decide beforehand. Some people find that eating a healthy breakfast before the session helps them feel stronger and more productive, whereas others find that smoking first helps to stimulate their appetite for a better breakfast. Of course, you always have the option to do both.
Regardless, do what you need to do to prevent the wake and bake from turning into a kitchen raid. If you decide to eat breakfast after smoking, consider cooking it before you indulge in your cannabis. If you have breakfast ready to come back to after smoking, you won’t be digging through the cupboards trying to eat whatever it is the munchies are targeting.
Alternatively, if you eat before smoking, you can smoke and immediately move on with your routine knowing your body doesn’t need food.
Choose The Right Strain
Your practices surrounding the wake and bake are important, but choosing the right strain may be one of the more crucial aspects of having an optimal session.
You’ll want to go for a sativa or sativa-heavy hybrid to prevent an indica’s overwhelming sense of relaxation and urge to lay down “just for a bit” before starting the day.
There are plenty of sativas that will cause users to feel stimulated, energetic, and creative. Take Casey Jones for examples. This strain provides a comfortable cerebral high that helps users feel alert and energized, making it perfect for morning use.
Keep A Water Bottle With You
If you’re heading out the door, or even working on stuff at home, it’s important to stay hydrated. It’s easy to get distracted from necessities after a wake and bake session, so having some cold refreshing water at arm’s reach will help.
Plus, if you feel like you’re fading or gonna crash after waking and baking, you might just need a boost of what the body craves. Down that water – it’s good for you.
Make A To-Do List
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If your day is relatively open, it’s easy to get high and forget what it was you even wanted to do. Or maybe after smoking you’ve convinced yourself that you don’t actually want to do those things.
Keeping a to-do list around is a good way to combat this. You don’t necessarily have to complete everything on the list – after all, you are waking and baking. But having a general guideline of things you could do for the day will help you get moving again if you feel like you’re going to crash.
Having an activity to return to after smoking is a good way to prevent the getting-back-into-bed phenomenon that happens with waking and baking.
You Are Not Leaving The House Like That
Whether you’re going to work or just taking a walk down the street, for the love of nugs, don’t go out in your weed scented wake and bake clothes.
Take care of the wake and bake part of the morning before you get dressed. Then you can change into your public appearance clothes. Follow it up with something like putting in eyedrops, brushing your teeth, brushing your hair, the whole deal.
If you shower in the morning, try to wait until after you smoke before the shower. This will eliminate the chances of smelling like weed as you go about your day.
The best part of a good wake and bake session is feeling energized and ready for the day. Nothing sets this back further than looking and smelling like you just rolled out of the ‘60s.
Final Thoughts On The Perfect Wake and Bake
There’s a big difference between a lazy Sunday morning wake and bake and a before-work wake and bake. Make sure you know which one you’re going for.
You can get away with staying in pajamas, falling back asleep, and generally having a lazy weed-infused day if that’s your plan. It’s pretty easy to do that and requires little planning.
If you’re trying to wake and bake and continue functioning like the responsible adult you are, even before work, these tips should help you keep it together and get the best results.
Please be safe when waking and baking. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of cannabis.